the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation
I couldn’t help myself.
hey look it got even BETTER
I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP
Some girls have troubles getting their boyfriends to talk about certain things. I cant get mine to shut up. He always say more than he should.