the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
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I couldn’t help myself.
hey look it got even BETTER
I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP
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Some girls have troubles getting their boyfriends to talk about certain things. I cant get mine to shut up. He always say more than he should.
Anonymous said: Fuck. Scandy dandy mondays. I want to see some Tasty titties tuesday.
HahahahHahahahHA
